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Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl Halftime Show Dubbed ‘The Worst Ever’

The results are in: Kendrick Lamar‘s Super Bowl halftime show was voted the worst ever in online polls. Kendrick, who is 5-ft-4, reportedly hired short dancers to make himself look tall on stage.

The news media blamed embattled rapper Jay-Z for Kendrick’s appallingly bad Super Bowl halftime performance on Sunday in New Orleans.

Most rap fans watched the Super Bowl for the first time to see Kendrick perform. But even they agree that the halftime show was trash.

 

Super Bowl organizers reportedly asked the pint-sized rapper not to perform his Drake diss track, “Not Like Us.” But that’s the only song of his that most people are familiar with.

 

Kendrick, 37, asked R&B singer SZA to join him on stage. Unfortunately her presence didn’t prevent the media from dubbing his performance “the worst halftime show ever.”

Kendrick also tapped the great actor Samuel L. Jackson and former tennis champion Serena Williams to join him.

Serena, 43, embarrassed herself by crip-walking on stage while wearing blue – gang colors.

Her sister Yetunda Price was killed in a drive-by shooting by two members of the notorious Southside Compton Crips street gang.

Serena glorified the same street gang by wearing their gang colors and doing the crip walk on a worldwide platform.

Nicely done, Serena. You have managed to destroy your legacy in less than 30 seconds.

 

The only positive aspect of Super Bowl 59 was the Philadelphia Eagles crushing the Kansas City Chiefs and wiping that smug smile off of Taylor Swift’s face.

Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts helped his team dismantle the Kansas City Chiefs 40-22.

Hurts was named Super Bowl 2025 MVP — an honor that went to Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes (right) in 2023 and 2024. Hurts ended the Chiefs’ three-peat dreams with 221 yards passing and two touchdowns.

Fly, Eagles, fly!

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